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Fri 30 December 2005

Haunch (3)
Ian arrived today, and we were able to go out to the Haunch yet again. I like that pub! We have delayed going home until Saturday so that we can see Ian properly, as he has arrived a day late.

Thu 29 December 2005
Haunch (2)
We went into Salisbury today and had a look around the sales, buying a few things in WHS and I went and got a couple of bargain jumpers. Then Roxana helped us navigate the scary world that is the 21st century toyshop where - eventually - we chose a couple of presents in suitably large boxes for Sue's children who we will be seeing on New Year's Day. In the afternoon round to Mum and Dad's to exchange presents, and then pints in the Haunch later, and Steve cooked for all of us again.

Wed 28 December 2005
Haunch (1)
Mum came round to Roxana's and we all had a nice cup of tea and a chat. Then Steve cooked a meal and served Alan and Geoff while we went to the Haunch, where we met Roxana! And returned and ate later, of course.
links: haunch  

Tue 27 December 2005
Finding a pub
Up to Rowley Regis rather early, and through snow! Met Colin, and drove around from pub to pub trying to find one open before 12 to no avail, but we got a pint in the end after waiting a while. Then to Steve's parents for the day, and finally down to Roxana's in the evening for a few days of chilling out.

Sun 25 December 2005
Christmas Day
A quiet Christmas for just the two of us at home this year. Steve cooked a fabulous traditional lunch, and we opened our pressies and got a bit tiddly, as you do. And watched the Queen, of course. Santa brought Steve the remote control Dalek he's been 'hinting' at for a few weeks, and me some very cool stuff including three Oggz (kind of mesmerising colour-changing egg things), series one of Desperate Housewives on DVD, Alan Bennett's autobiography, and lots of other nice things.
links: oggz | desperate housewives  

Fri 23 December 2005
Paul and Frank
And today Paul and Frank came to see us.

Wed 21 December 2005
Many Happy Returns (2)
Congrats to Elton and David!
Peter and Chris came to see us and we exchanged presents.
links: elton and david 1 | elton and david 2 

Mon 19 December 2005
Many Happy Returns (1)
Congratulations to Shannon Sickles and Grainne Close who registered their civil partnership in Belfast this morning. With Northern Ireland first off the mark today, Scotland tomorrow and England and Wales following on Wednesday, they were the vanguard for a new and exciting era. And boo and hiss to all the nasty religious bigots jumping about and making such a fuss.

Sat 17 December 2005
Geordie
OK, not the 'flu, just a stinking cold, probably due to walking around Swindon on Thursday night in short sleeves in -3 degrees while too drunk to notice the cold (memo to self: I am not a Geordie). And I read the other day that when your mum told you to "wrap up warm or you'll get a chill", despite claims since that it was an old wives' tale, it has been proved recently to be true... so there!
On my way home this morning from the hotel I stayed in last night, and feeling the pressures of work drop away.

Fri 16 December 2005
Last day
Am I going down with the 'flu?
It's my 'last day of term' today, so perhaps my body has decided that now is an OK time to breakdown.

Thu 15 December 2005
Office party
In the office today for our bi-monthly team meeting. I'd say it was good to see everyone again, but to be honest there are now so many in our department there must be at least half a dozen people I have no clue as to who they are. This year I decided I would go to the Christmas party (normally I avoid dos like that), and actually it was a really good night out: first to an Italian restaurant in Swindon, and afterwards on to an '80s club called Reflex. OK I had far too much to drink, but isn't that rather the point?
links: reflex in swindon  

Sat 10 December 2005
Australians in Bluewater
Today to start our serious Christmas shopping, we are at Bluewater with a colleague of Steve's, Australian Michael, and his wife Australian Darlene and her son Australian Leith. Australian Leith lives in Croydon and kindly lifted me to Bluewater, as I hadn't been able to get up and go with Steve first thing - something to do with not arriving home from work until 4.30am. A productive day, nicely rounded off with a meal at Australian Michael and Australian Darlene's house, some helpful advice about our trip to Australia, and lots of fun playing with Google Earth.
links: google earth  

Tue 6 December 2005
Edinburgh
I am in Edinburgh tonight for work - and so is Steve! But due to our commitments we aren't able to meet, which is bizarre.

Mon 21 November 2005
Worthing
Every year about this time I spend the day in Worthing helping out on a course run by an old friend of the Department I work for. The delegates are always a jolly, interesting and well-educated bunch, mostly from various African countries, and this year was no exception.

Wed 16 November 2005
Shhhhhh...
I'm not going to tell you why but I spent a couple of hours standing out in a very cold field in Wiltshire tonight with a lot of Army people, but I did see some very interesting things.

Wed 9 November 2005
The man who wished he hadn't gone to work today
Drove through the small town of Gisburn today - do I remember a character in the Robin Hood legend called Guy of Gisburn? Whatever, the place had a fully working cattle market right in the centre.
I've just been watching out of my hotel bedroom window. There's one of those self-drive access platforms on the driveway at the front of the hotel. You know the sort - a platform to stand in with a control panel on the end of a telescopic arm. I think they're clearing gutters. Anyway, I've been watching as the chap operating it has been getting into more and more difficulties as he tries to manoeuvre it back to the car park. The trouble is, from my vantage point on the second floor, I have an overview and can see exactly how he can fix his problem. For some reason he extended the boom arm out very low to the ground, and the counter-weight on the back of the vehicle is barely able to make up for the man's weight on the platform times the amount of extension. Consequently, the driving wheels keep spinning round and he's stuck. Some hotel staff went out and poked various planks and tiles under the wheel (although on the wrong side of the wheel) but it hasn't helped. I ran downstairs a while ago and suggested to him that if he moved his platform upwards and moved the centre of gravity back some, he would get the grip he needed. He said there was a warning light. I left him to it. Anyway, he's somehow managed to turn the entire vehicle around now, and he's holding up the brewer's dray and a car. And he still hasn't got it into the car park.

Sun 6 November 2005
J-Cloth nostalgia
This is a serious request. If you mourn the loss of J-Cloths from the supermarket shelves, as I do, and you want get your marigolds on some more... e-mail me and if there are enough of us we'll make up a post-free order to an industrial cleaning supplies company. We need to order at least seven packs of 50, at £8.64 each. Who's with me? Actually, I've discovered they've got a few shops around the country, and I'm going to be near one later this week, so I'll have a look there first. But you can still e-mail me if you want me to get you a pack or two while I'm there.
links: j-cloths

Sat 5 November 2005 
Robbie
Driving back from the West Country this morning I had the first opportunity to listen to the new Robbie Williams album, Intensive Care, which Steve bought me for my birthday. I only heard the first five tracks, but my impressions were that with Stephen Duffy's help, this is a much more rounded project, a natural development for Robert. I enjoyed the self-referential Make Me Pure, but Spread Your Wings is more like the sort of stadium-filling sound the man enjoys most. But there are still seven more tracks to hear.
Bang. Crash. Whiz. It's that time of year again. Cat under the bed.

Thu 3 November 2005
Rogan Josh
Ian was still here when I came home tonight from two days of meetings and a sort of team bonding social event in Swindon (it involved bowling and plenty to drink). I'm only sorry I couldn't have spent more time with him, as he returns to Cambridge tomorrow morning, but he has been exploring Croydon and cooking for Steve and, tonight, for me too with a rather fine rogan josh.

Tue 1 November 2005
Happy Birthday
Ian phoned yesterday and asked if he could come today to help me celebrate my birthday. I picked him up from the station and brought him back to a panic-cleaned flat; then later we wandered into Croydon so I could get my hair cut (no. 1) and pick up my birthday present from Steve (some shoes from Next), then we met up again and were joined by Steve, and had a very pleasant meal at Il Ponte, a fine modern Italian restaurant nestling romantically under the Croydon Flyover (actually, when you're inside, you wouldn't know and at least it's the one place in Croydon where you definitely can't actually see the flyover). My crème caramel was brought out to the strains of Happy Birthday To You with a candle in (thank you Steve)!
links: il ponte

Sun 30 October 2005 
Big Brother is definitely watching you 
On the old haymee.com I used to have some news headlines appear at the top of the blog. This was a bit of code from a company called Moreover, and it just produced in real time three or four clickable headlines from mainly news agencies. Well I thought I'd have a look and see if I could copy that into this website and have something similar. The old blog page (now offline) still had the code in, and it still worked, but realising I'd need to customise things like fonts, I went to Moreover's website to start again from scratch. Wow, they've got all Big Brother and scary-ish now! How about this: "Using proprietary technology designed for accelerated data extraction and hyperlink analysis and matching, Moreover Weblog Content Pack enables customers to monitor blogs for commentary on, and mentions of companies, customers, competitors, products, trends, announcements or any other topic pertinent to business intelligence needs." Basically they have a product for companies to buy which scours millions of blogs across the internet, and analyses what it finds to see who's saying what about who and what.
So, not using them anymore! If you want headlines, I suggest you head off to BBC News. Oh yes, new feature: any links relevant to something I've mentioned in the text will appear below each entry on the right.
links: moreover | bbc news 

Fri 28 October 2005 
Best hotel ever 
I hesitate to put this story in my blog, but I write it like it is.
I went to an electrical wholesaler on an industrial estate in the West Midlands today, to see if they had a particular type of small connector I wanted. I had a sample with me. I walked in and there were two young electricians in there waiting by the counter, who were absolutely stunningly attractive (one looked like the character Jason from Coronation Street); then the door opened and in walked another one, not from the same company as he was wearing a differently-logoed top. As I said I hesitate to write this as I don't know who's reading... but, I thought, this is like the start of a gay porn film! If it had been, goodness knows what would happen next! Welcome to my strange world. In fact they didn't have what I wanted (in the way of connectors...), but it was quite funny as they all crowded round to look at my little device - they'd never seen one quite like it before! Oo-err.
Slightly later, trials and tribulations to atone for my earlier wicked thoughts. I needed to go to Maplins at Merry Hill. The address (which I had taken from their website before setting off from home the night before) just says 'Merry Hill'. I eventually found a place to park and wandered in to the shopping centre. With no store directory evident, at least not one I could find, I wandered around as systematically as I could for half an hour or so, but found no sign of Maplins. Eventually I found a store directory but it said that Maplins was in the 'Retail Park'.
I left the shopping centre, got back in the car and followed the signs to the retail park. Once there I drove round it several times, but couldn't find Maplins. As I also had the store's phone number I stopped and called them. The first time someone picked up the receiver and put it straight back down; the second, third and fourth times it just rang out; the fifth time I got a busy tone - someone had taken the phone off the hook. I kept trying and eventually it rang again and this time it was answered after five or six rings. They apologised for keeping me waiting so long (how did they know I was the same person who had been trying to get through for twenty minutes?), and I got directions and discovered there are at least two, maybe three, retail parks at Merry Hill, although only one seems to be called 'Retail Park' (the one the store directory inside the shopping centre indicated was where Maplins was located, but in actual fact wasn't). So frustrating.
I'm not normally a fan of superlatives, but tonight I'm staying in probably the best hotel I've ever been to. My self-imposed rules around how I work mean I'm not going to tell you where it is, but the chain is called Malmaison, and if you are visiting any of the cities where they have an hotel, use a website like laterooms.com (as I did) and get yourself a discounted room there - you won't regret it! Their attention to detail, humour and panache are stunning.
links: malmaison | discounted hotel rates  

Fri 21 October 2005
Tourists in London
Day off today, due to working the previous weekend. Steve was also off so we went into London - the first time I have been on the tube and busses since the events of 7th July. I didn't spend much time thinking about it which I was quite pleased about, as I had thought in advance that I might. It's great going round London with Steve as I just follow him without worry because he knows his way around so well.
We went to the Natural History Museum, which for me was the first time since school, although we both got museum foot after not long enough! But we saw most of the stuff we had wanted to see.
Then we went on to Harrods. Neither of us had been there for quite a few years either. It's a great store, but I'm not sure the bagpiper and drummer marching through the men's shoes department was strictly necessary! At the bottom of one escalator was the 'Diana and Dodi Memorial', a rather kitsch and nasty shrine. This is certainly the symbol of a man obsessed, i.e. Mohamed Fayed, a.k.a. the Phoney Pharaoh.
First Christmas present bought.
links: natural history museum | unofficial fayed biog 

Thu 20 October 2005 
Miriam 
Working in east London this evening, backing up to a loading bay, I saw a rat that big. Yes I'm not kidding - it was that big.
Steve has been away for a few days, and texted to tell me he met and talked to Miriam Margolyes OBE in Schiphol Airport. He had the chance to tell her how much we enjoyed Dickens In America on BBC Four recently. She's just as wild-looking and stressed in real life, apparently, as one imagines; in fact she was late and lost and looking for her gate.
links: picture of miriam margolyes 

Wed 19 October 2005
Memories of yogurts past 
I'm sorry I don't update this blog very often these days; it's just that nothing that exciting is happening in my life right now. Since the rebirth of haymee.com I am determined not to write just anything. They have to be worthwhile things.
I had the great pleasure today of driving over the A66 from the A1 at Scotch Corner towards the Lake District, with some very fine views as a number of the trees were just starting to turn golden. Unfortunately it was quite cloudy, but in fact the clouds were a feature themselves: altogether substantial in their grey and white. I can imagine that in two or three weeks as more trees take on their autumn shades and on a sunny day it will look quite spectacular on that road. I'm very lucky, you know, that in my job I am able to see these things. Actually I'm heading up to the north of Scotland in about a month so I'm looking forward to seeing it in its autumnal splendour, if it isn't too late.
I came off the A66 onto the A685 at Brough, where there appears to be an almost intact Roman Fort. I drove through a very picturesque place called Eden, and remembered that when I was little we used to get Eden Vale yogurts. That was of course in the days when a place name on something meant it probably had really come from there and not from some marketing executive's imagination. On my way into Eden I passed a b&b called Out Of Eden and wondered why it was called that; then I came to Eden and the penny dropped.
A garage by the bridge over a railway line which clearly hasn't been there since Dr Beeching, is still called Station Garage. Lovely. And the nearby Settle to Carlisle railway is apparently one of most beautiful journeys in Britain: I wonder if they run steam trains along it? Maybe something to do next summer. 

Sun 9 October 2005
Dullness
I've just been away working for four days, staying in various hotels in south Wales, Gloucestershire and South Yorkshire. Having recently bought a digital SLR camera (Nikon D70s, since you ask), I thought this would be an excellent opportunity to try it out: I would have a couple of days where I wasn't doing much, and could go and find some local sites of interest. Shame, therefore, that we've had nothing but fog, rain and general dullness for the entire week, and I've taken exactly no pictures. 

Sat 1 October 2005
Creamy
I have a confession to make. I'm not absolutely clear about the relationship between all the different dairy products, like cream cheese and crème fraîche and Greek yogurt and mascarpone and butter and double cream and fromage frais. And what's more, I don't really care.

Sat 24 September 2005
A&E
Bit of an emergency last night. I was working in north London, and I fell over off a loading bay ramp. In doing so I twisted my food, and hurt my knees and elbows. I got up, more angry with myself for my apparent clumsiness than anything else, and carried on working - as you do. Driving home, my right foot and ankle began to really hurt, and by the time I reached Croydon I could barely make it indoors. The pain got so bad I nearly passed out, and ended up clammy and very, very miserable. Steve, bless him, had to cope with me, and my insistence that I didn't want to go to hospital despite his insistence that I should. Eventually I gave in, and he went and got the car down, but when I tried to stand on my foot I found I just physically couldn't. So he called for an ambulance, which turned up very quickly with two lovely paramedics, who got me into a wheel chair and took me off to Mayday Hospital with Steve following behind. First time I've ever had an ambulance called for me, and not something I would do lightly, but there didn't really seem to be much choice - and the operator Steve spoke to told him he'd done the right thing. Of course then I ended up parked in a corridor for ages, although at least they let Steve through to sit with me. Examination, then off to X-ray - with Steve pushing me to save the estimated half-hour wait for a porter. We did a bit of a Lou and Andy routine on the way there and back. Diagnosis: nothing broken, but a torn ligament in my foot. A nurse rolled a support stocking onto my leg using a bizarre contraption (easier than doing it without the contraption, as I've since discovered) and I was sent home (3.15am by this time) with some mighty strong painkillers, and instructions to exercise (which is why I need the painkillers - it bloody hurts until I take them) but no driving or climbing ladders until I can walk without pain. Mayday A&E is a bit of a grotty place, and the staff seemed to have to put up with far too much abuse from the Friday night crowd, but they are very patient and do good work, and I'm very grateful. Anyway, I'm on the mend now, but I'll probably be off work at least part of next week. So annoying.

Sun 18 September 2005
Back home
It seems an age, but it really is only about thirty hours since we arrived home from our fantastic two week holiday with my ex-boss Peter on his sailing yacht Aventura in the Dodecanese.
A day of mountainous laundry (on my part) and cooking (on Steve's part - we've agreed to try and maintain a Mediterranean diet, so lots of stuff prepared and frozen for the rest of the week to avoid the need for supermarket ready meals). 489 words of my holiday journal already written up, considerably more to go. Check out links above via stuff, travel.

Wed 24 August 2005
You'll laugh. No, really you will.
It's earlier this evening. I'm driving home through central London. I've recently stopped at a garage and bought a bottle of water. I'm thirsty, so I unscrew the cap of the bottle ready to take first sip. Notice pedestrian ahead bumbling towards zebra crossing. I slow to a stop, gently putting the bottle of water between my legs as I change gear and so on. Bumbling pedestrian bumbles off. I accelerate. Suddenly feel cold in my... crotchal area. Yep, I think you guessed it. I now have a large - very large actually - wet patch all over front of jeans. Fortunately I don't have to make any more stops before home.
 
Tue 23 August 2005
Just quote me the bloody price!
What did I say below about the price of air tickets to Aberdeen? Pah! If you go to BA's site and actually start putting all the stuff in, do you know what the total comes to per person for a return ticket? Not £30... guess... go on... how much d'you reckon... yep, that's right, ninety quid. NINETY QUID! So how come it says £14 for a single? Just imagine you went to Curromets to buy, I don't know, say a toaster. "Ah," you think to yourself, "there's a nice one and it's £14.99 - look it says so on the ticket." So you pick up your toaster and take it to the checkout. The slightly bored looking girl/bloke behind the till zaps the barcode and taps at some keys, asks you how you'd like to pay and then says, "That'll be £46 please." Naturally your jaw drops and you ask her (it probably is a her) to check, as you were sure the price ticket said £14.99. Of course you know it was a fifteen quid toaster - that's why you picked it. She prints off a piece of paper from her till and hands it to you without saying a word. You read: 1x Toaster - £14.99; 1x Mains Plug (Not Optional) - £0.99; 1x Box (Optional) - £0.99; Curromets Stock Charge - £8.82; Curromets Warehouse Stock Charge - £4.25; Distribution Charge - £1.81; Fuel For Delivery Charge - £2.60; Delivery Driver's Sandwiches - £1.49; Standard 12-Month Guarantee - £2.99; Credit Card Charge - £0.12; This Quote - £0.02; VAT - £6.85; Total = £46.00.

Sun 21 August 2005
AW L
I would respectfully request that I be allowed to absent myself from everything today. Thank you.

Sat 20 August 2005
A visitor from Scotland
Estelle, not seen for some considerable time following her move from Bristol to Aberdeen, was down. Bit of a boozy evening. Oh, and discovered you can fly BA from LGW to ABZ for less than 30 quid return. Good, we'll do that in the New Year then.

Fri 19 August 2005
Aromas
3 different aromas in the flat this morning. At one end in the office: a jasmine jos-stick taking away the smell from Pippa's litter tray; in the bathroom: Dettol - what Pippa's litter tray was now soaking in; in the kitchen: fresh coffee. Weird.

Tue 16 August 2005
Cross country
Working in Merseyside last night, this morning drove up to Southport to pick up Strine cousin Alan to take him southwards. Reasonable cross country journey home via Great Yarmouth, talking and listening to music. Pie and veg at home.

Sun 14 August 2005
Out to lunch
We went out to lunch some distance from Salisbury, meeting some of the people from yesterday. Nice pub, nice grub. Back to Sharon's house for coffee afterwards (ten of us). Then home to the big pile of laundry...

Sat 13 August 2005
Open house
Roxana and Alan's open house. I was going to list everyone who was there, but I really can't remember. There was a French chef called Thierry, and a lovely lady called Sharon who I have met before... and obviously various relatives at various times, but I did recognise them!

Thu 11 August 2005
No time
It's almost three o'clock in the afternoon. I got in from work just as Steve was about to wake up this morning, and consequently I've only just got up myself and made coffee (mmmmm..... coffee.....) and I have to go out to the other end of Kent in about half an hour. I WANT MY HOLIDAY.
 
Sun 7 August 2005
Coasts
Have you been watching Coasts? We've been Sky Plussing them, and only just started to watch... beautiful.

Sat 6 August 2005
Christening
To friends near Huntingdon for a double christening. Kid-friendly church service (hmmmm... not sure), nice village-hall-type get together after - although we knew almost no-one. It was lovely to be invited, though.
 
Fri 5 August 2005
Four weeks to go!
Four weeks to go!
 
Thu 4 August 2005
Huh?
Why did I see a Eurostar train leaving Leeds station this afternoon? Anyone? Frank? Anyone?
 
Sun 24 July 2005
Our digital world
Had to work today, which was a pain. Sort of in lieu of last Friday, when I couldn't get out to Swindon where I needed to pick some gear up, due to an HGV fire closing a large chunk of the M25. Still, most of the journeys I had to do today were quite comfortable, and gave me a chance to really try out my new MP3 player. Never had one before (I used to make up compilation MiniDiscs for holiday journeys), but I decided, with most of our music collection now ripped to a dedicated drive on our home network thanks to Steve, it was time. I deliberated, and seriously considered three alternatives: the iPod Mini, the Creative Zen Micro, and my eventual choice, the iRiver H10. All around 5 GB, because I wanted something small and I like the idea of constantly making choices about what music to have on it, rather than - as Steve does with his much bigger iRiver - dumping pretty much the whole lot on. I bought a sort of cassette adaptor thingy so I can play it in the car, and was rather pleased to discover that the H10 fits neatly in one of my drinks holders. Before we jet off to Greece (in six weeks!!!) I will get a spare battery for it, and make my final decision about getting a digital SLR... (Nikon D70s is favourite choice at the moment, and I fiddled with one in Jessops in town yesterday, but wasn't remotely tempted to buy it from there due to the total incompetence of the salesboy who put it into my hands.)
Oh yes, and my new H10 has an FM radio, voice recording function (which is a bit fiddly but rather good quality), and a record-from-FM function. I want to download some podcasts to it soon, and have already listened to a few MP3s of Radio 4 programmes. It's good and I'd recommend it, notwithstanding my long-held reservations about the inherent quality of MP3 (and WMA etc) files anyway. It annoys me slightly that the public are fed the mantra "digital is always a step forward and better", when in fact, while it is often more convenient, cheaper and offers better (i.e. more) choice, it is rarely objectively better quality that its analogue predecessor; this is true with digital TV against terrestrial analogue, MP3s against CDs (though not true - in my humble opinion - with CDs against vinyl) and DAB aka digital radio against FM. I remain open-minded about digital photography: I have been very pleased with our digital compact camera, which we bought almost exactly four years ago, spent a fortune on at the time (I just looked up how much and gasped) and got 4 megapixels for our money (you can get mobile phone cameras as good as that now), but, as I used to work in the photographic trade before all this digital malarkey turned up, I know a little bit about comparative quality, and I look forward to learning how to get the best quality from, and how to effectively manipulate, large image files from a digital SLR. I'll keep you posted.

Sat 23 July 2005
Cock-up (to put it mildly)
Apparently the Brazilian Foreign Minister is on his way over to kick Jack Straw around the Foreign Office. Good. What an almighty cock-up. Everything I said recently - to anyone - about my belief that our police and security services were world-class and had my full confidence during these extremely testing times... well, I take it back, at least in part. Get it together guys, we're counting on you, now more than ever.

Thu 21 July 2005
Clever Germans
Some rechargeable AAA batteries turned up today to power the noise-cancelling headphones I've just bought to go with my new MP3 player (more about that later). They (the batteries) are German, and rather clever in an unexpected way: presumably knowing that most devices take two batteries, the manufacturers have colour-coded them, so two have a black band around them and the other two a blue band, to avoid annoying mix-ups between charged and flat. But that German cleverness wasn't part of the marketing which made me choose that particular product - it was a bonus.
I really must re-join Friends Reunited so I can e-mail people - but whenever do I get the time?
 

Sun 17 July 2005
Duck eggs
Ian cooked us bacon and duck eggs (very rich) for breakfast, then we all gathered at a pub and burned ourselves in the sun while we reminded each other of some of yesterday's shenanigans.
After we got home Roxana texted to say that they were enjoying the Larmer Tree festival; good.
When I was younger and making Airfix models, I remember 'duck egg blue' (or 'duck egg green') was a Humbrol paint colour, usually for the undersides of Spitfires and the like. But I think that referred to the shell colour, not the business parts of the egg which we enjoyed this morning.
 

Sat 16 July 2005
Picnic
To Cambridge today, to help celebrate Jane's sister Stevie's birthday, which we did in some decadent style with a picnic in a gazebo in Grantchester Meadows on the banks of the Cam, with much delicious food and beer and wine and cool boxes (aren't they magic?) and music and Chris & Jane & Stevie & Richard & David & Mike & Ian & Steve & me, and swimming and Ian's nakedness. You had to be there really - if you were, that might drag some memories out of the fog. Pictures (oh yes, Stevie!!) soon. Ian needed a little help pushing his bike home; I'll say no more about that.
 

Tue 12 July 2005
Flight to Edinburgh
Not much of an entry. Just to say that today Steve flew to Edinburgh and back again for work, and I'm jealous. That's it.
 

Sat 9 July 2005
Lasagne in space
This evening we entertained our very good friend (and ex-neighbour) Liz. Steve's famously superb lasagne was consumed (as firsts and seconds), together with not inconsiderable quantities of pretty decent red wine. A good evening.
Afterwards, reading an online report about the imminent launch of space shuttle Discovery, I was struck by the use of the terms 'spaceport' for the Kennedy Space Centre launch site in Florida (I've been there!!), and 'outpost' to describe the International Space Station. Wow, it's like living in a science fiction future, the one I probably imagined, when I was ickle, I would be living in in the twenty-first century. And look, I am. Well, kind of... where's my jet-pack?

Fri 8 July 2005
Steve's thoughts (posted with his permission) and Paul
Steve e-mailed this to me from his phone this evening:
"18:05. I am sitting on the train in London Bridge waiting to begin my main line journey home. I have just travelled one stop on the Jubilee line. Twice since I left the office my bottle nearly went. Number one, 100 meters from the door of Computacenter is a bus stop. I have walked past it hundreds of times. There was a packed no. 63 bus waiting there. As I passed it, I felt sick. I could hear the bang, see the metal and blood. Then, as the tube pulled away from the station at Southwark - number two. I found myself pressing against the doors even though the train was only half full. Looking at the other passengers. Again bang, metal, blood. I will not let them win but at the moment I don't want to be here. When will it be my turn? I want this feeling to stop. It will over time but right now....."
Spoke to our friend Paul this evening, who's a Senior Nurse in A&E at the Royal London Hospital, and was on duty yesterday. He was typically off-hand about his contributions ("I was just doing my job"), but we're all very proud of him and his colleagues. And so is the Queen, apparently, who he met today as he introduced his team to her. You might have caught a glimpse of that on the TV news. He had to explain to her that they literally treated bus-loads of casualties, as the authorities commandeered three London buses to bring the injured in.
Paul's the tall chap in dark blue at the very beginning of this report.

Thu 7 July 2005
Shock

What a terrible, terrifying day.
Most of the day I was in Swindon, having left home very early for a meeting, and hearing about the outrage when Steve phoned me just before ten. Obviously I followed events through the day, but feeling worry for Steve in London. During the day a number of people contacted both of us to make sure we were ok; I must admit I hadn't really considered that other people might worry. All a bit of a shock, and made me think.
I had to do quite a lot of driving, ending up very late at night just north of London. When I'd finished, in the early hours, I deliberately chose to drive home through the centre of London rather than round the M25 - those bastards aren't going to terrorise me. And listening to the radio and hearing messages of support and solidarity from all over the world was very, very encouraging.


Wed 6 July 2005
Olympics
Wow! We've got the Olympics! Excited! Took me fifteen minutes to log on to the BBC News website, mind you.
Oh, and aren't the Tories looking for a new leader? Well, if I were them (which I most certainly am not!) I'd pick Lord Coe.

Mon 4 July 2005
Thoughts from a station hotel

Six weeks or so ago I had to go to Hull to work. The following entry was written at the time, but only posted here now.
I found myself last night staying in the hotel next to the main railway station, which of course is a terminus. This place may once have been known as the Station Hotel - since it literally forms part of the fabric of the station itself - but is now known as the Quality Hotel for some reason. No matter, it has some history: Queen Victoria and five of her children apparently occupied a suite of rooms here in 1856, according to a faded plaque next to the lifts. But it has that huge, airy feeling; and somehow affluent yet practical - for the traveller with some means who needed a place to stay. This of course is a legacy feeling: the place today merely serves the function of another - yes, 'quality' - hotel, and seems well managed and looked after. But there is a sense of something older, a line of continuity from a past age that I have briefly ridden too.
Having breakfast was huge fun. The breakfast room was literally on the edge of the concourse, and large windows allowed views of the huge vaulted roof and cavernous space of the station itself. I was able to watch trains arriving head on, seeing them grow slowly, creepingly larger before they stopped gently at the buffers and impatiently disgorged a hurry of passengers.
Some people scurried, and some loitered, as they do in stations the world over, and it is this vast yet transient population (admittedly along with the trains!) that has always made stations fascinating for me. A man pulling on a cigarette quickly puffed at and extinguished before he hurries for his train; other cigarettes gratefully lit as more passengers emerge through the barrier; a young chap waiting, waiting then rushing and embracing an elderly lady - his grandmother? - and taking her case to carry as they walk and talk slowly towards the exit; almost ageless sights.
It occurred to me that if you hid yourself away up in that vast and once smoky ceiling and you looked down on the scurrying ants below, if they each trailed black paint behind them you would see lots of straight yet diagonal lines connecting so many different points around the building: everyone wants to get somewhere directly, but everyone's start and end departure and destination point is slightly different.
I was also surprised to see no ticket barriers. Living in London, where any weakness in any system is immediately exploited by enough people for the system to cease to work, ticket barriers are essential and ubiquitous. Outside the metropolis, people are less selfish and systems can continue to run on the goodwill once taken for granted.
Incidentally, WHSmith (for whom I work), a company whose early strength was built on the back of the expanding railway network, has a shop in Hull station. This was not where I was working this time, although I have worked there many years ago. But since my last visit the station has rebuilt the old wooden bookstall building, and it looks just splendid as you walk in off the street, and in fact forms the back of the current shop. But set into the three sides of the rebuilt building are black and white photographs and descriptions of some of those early bookstalls, and I am going to photograph them before I leave Hull.
I've stayed in some fantastic hotels around the country recently, many of them booked through a website called laterooms.com which offers some pretty good deals. Worth having a look at if you want to stay away somewhere.


Sun 3 July 2005
Ian amazes
David, Mike, Steve and I went to a pleasant pub (with a VERY odd landlady) for lunch. Then on to another pub where Ian was due to put in an appearance after he'd finished work. However, we were all pretty certain that a) he'd been late for work in the morning and b) he wouldn't turn up at the pub. We'd almost given up on him when round the corner he comes on his bike, huge smile, looking as fit as... well, a fit thing, and grumbling about closed footpaths and diversions (which had made him late). And proceeded to drink some more. Strange fellow - but we love him.

Sat 2 July 2005
Busy
Glad we're not in central London today. There's Pride going on, which we haven't been to for years (Brighton's is way better, dahling!!) and Live 8 in Hyde Park - that's probably half a million total; then Wimbledon and cricket at Lord's. We're going to a barbecue near Huntingdon, then Cambridge to see peeps.
UPDATE: Great barbecue, met Steve's Australian colleague Michael and his wife Darleen; plus a bit of a lesson on snake-keeping... odd, but fun. Then on to Cambridge, where we caught a taxi to the Polish with Ian and poured some alcohol down our throats and played pool very, very badly - perhaps these two things were connected... who knows? Ian, who needed to be at work at 7 in the morning, went to bed about 3.

Fri 1 July 2005
Domestic disasters
Spilled most of a cup of coffee all over the desk in our home office this afternoon. Keyboard now useless, mobile phone '6' button oddly stiff, printer mysteriously not working (coffee didn't go anywhere near it, honest), and pine desk smells of slightly off coffee.
Replacement bits for stuff nicked from car slowly turning up: new (private) mobile phone the other day, immediately swiped by Steve as the stolen one was technically his, and this new one's nicer than his current phone; card through the door ref undelivered package, almost certainly replacement TrafficMaster unit, coming tomorrow morning; briefcase on order; prescription sunglasses on order; and still a couple more things to order (now the insurance company cheque has come through).

Tue 28 June 2005
Lump to the throat
In my hotel room this morning I put my creased t-shirt from my overnight bag in the shower room and the steam helped to make it more wearable. Something I often do. Thought I'd share that.
This evening, in another hotel room, I was watching the news and saw the Queen reviewing the fleet in the Solent. Sorry about the clichés, but it brought a lump to the throat and made me proud to be British, watching such a great naval tradition played out.

Mon 27 June 2005
Happy pilots
Driving up the A1 this afternoon, passing RAF Leeming which I know is (or at least was) a Harrier base and watched four jets in formation do circuits of the airfield. I did see the distinctive silhouette of one aircraft which was clearly a Harrier. One plane did a touch-and-go and came back round to land alongside me as I was driving on the main road where it ran near the airfield; it was some sort of jet trainer. I thought what huge fun those pilots were having on a warm June evening in England.

Sun 26 June 2005
MP3 players
I'm sorry the only entries in this blog seem to be at weekends, but it's usually the only time anything of interest happens - although when I'm working or driving (which amounts to the same thing) there are moments.
We did go into Croydon today and had a look around at various MP3 players, as I want to get one. I have a portable MiniDisc player but don't get a lot of use out of it as I don't like having to mess about with the discs. I'm afraid I wouldn't get much for it on Ebay, so I think I'll keep it as it is an excellent digital medium for live sound recording - something I'd quite like to play around with. In fact, developing that theme... at some point soon I'm going to try my own podcasting, probably starting with simply reading a few expanded blog entries, and maybe adding some ambient sounds and stuff... kind of not sure yet but if you don't mess about with this stuff how do you know what works and what doesn't? Ah, that means I need to find a decent microphone now...
Anyway, as I said, looking for an MP3 player - probably around a 5GB one as I really don't need 20 or 30. Narrowed it down, I think, to either the Creative Zen Micro or the iRiver H10. Or maybe that little baby Rio Carbon, which I saw last night as Frank has one. It's ever so sweet and sexy to hold, but it doesn't have an FM radio. Why don't any of them have built in digital radios? All the ones I'm looking at, though, do voice recording, which I miss being able to do at will in the car when I'm driving since the car break-in when they nicked my old and battered Sony dictating machine. To be honest, that's when most of this website is written.
I also want to download podcasts (and some BBC R4 programmes too) and obviously some of our music collection, and play them in the car with one of those cassette adaptor thingies. I'll also use it if I have to travel by train anywhere, plus of course for holidays, especially in airports and planes.

Sat 25 June 2005
Tequila and basil
We went over to Paul and Frank's this evening and they opened a huge bottle of Champagne in honour of Steve's recent birthday. They prepare the most wonderful food, and we started with savoury tartlets followed by trout, then after cheese a tequila fruit salad with basil ice cream and a cookie. A very enjoyable evening.

Mon 20 June 2005
A warm birthday
Happy birthday to Steve!
It's been pretty warm around here for several days, and when I woke up this morning it was already 26 degrees indoors. We've heard a couple of distant deep rumbles; that could be the ubiquitous Sarf London cars with enormous bass stereo systems, although I'm more inclined to think it's thunder on the way.

Wed 15 June 2005
Wildlife
Working at home today in the lounge, with a lovely view of the garden, I watched amazed as a very large, very black crow swooped down several times on one of the foxes we have living near us - and made contact. The fox seemed to be a little lame, whether as a result of previous crow attacks I don't know.

Sun 12 June 2005
Panic no. 2
Text in the morning from Roxana: we should be seated in the Cathedral by 5.30pm at the latest. Oh no - done it again! Like yesterday's forgotten appointment, the problem is that both of us only ever look at the weekday Outlook diary, where all our work appointments are, and rarely at the weekend. And we'd forgotten that Roxana was performing in a choir festival in Salisbury today. This time we really couldn't drop everything, as we were in the process of emptying, repairing, then tidying and refilling three cupboards in our study/office.
A couple of weeks ago I discovered a broken bracket on one of the IKEA pine cupboards, and hastily emptied everything out of it before it came crashing down: stuff all over the floor. Spoke to IKEA - in fact chatted to someone in Customer Service using a chat client on the IKEA website - and a little later the replacement brackets turned up, free of charge. Anyway, today was the day when we had to carry out the repairs, because the room was beginning to get so cluttered... but we had to let Roxana down. I cheated and texted her to apologise, which is quite awful really. I hereby publicly apologise once more.
By bedtime the room was once again a clean and tidy place in which to work, and several boxes of extra stuff had gone into the garage - not to mention several bin bags of rubbish thrown out.

Sat 11 June 2005
Panic no. 1
Phone call in the morning: panic. Steve was in London at the AGM of The Ghost Club. I was mooching. Woody: when were we arriving in Bishop's Stortford this evening? Quick check of the diary... yep, we'd forgotten. Anyway, plans could be and were amended, and off I tootled to Hertfordshire, Steve caught the train from Liverpool Street, and we had a very, very enjoyable evening with Kevin and Steve.

Sat 4 June 2005
Red: 29, white: 12
Spent this morning packing and cleaning: boxed up and carried to the gate a total of 29 red wine empties and 12 white (including 1 sparkling) and 2 gin bottles, and threw away 2 red wine boxes, plus we packed 3 unopened bottles of white and 2 red. We threw away other wine boxes earlier in the week, and of course this doesn't include the bottles of sparkling and other wine consumed outside the RSC theatres in Stratford either.
We set off at midday, avoiding the motorways until Oxford, and stopped at Woodstock on the way for a bite of lunch. Eventually arrived home to reality and a big pile of laundry.

Fri 3 June 2005
An empty house
The others were all packed up and left around 11 o'clock this morning. The house which had buzzed with people and wine and cooking smells all week felt sad and empty with just the two of us. Later we walked across the fields to the Bell at Weston and ordered some food, which went down especially well with a few pints of Old Hooky, all the more so because we had the day before seen the stuff being made!

Thu 2 June 2005
Brewing and sausages and grapes
We all (all that is to say except Jane who left in the early hours again) managed to assemble and set off, by a circuitous route of winding narrow lanes and even a fantastically splashy ford, for the village of Hook Norton, there to take a tour of the famous brewery. And a fascinating hour or so it was. We climbed up narrow staircases and ducked under pipes and peered into things and tasted barley and wrinkled our noses at yeast and marvelled at the Shire horses. Duncan the guide was very knowledgeable and happily poured, at the tap in the gift shop for our party of a dozen or so, half pints of the five or six different beers they make for all to taste. We bought various sweatshirts and rugby tops, and were given commemorative glasses, and set off again very content that the process of producing such a well-regarded beer is being carried out by dedicated people in as traditional and, almost one might say, 'cottage-industry' way. Of course there are nods to health and safety, and one or two newer pieces of brewing equipment brought in for the sake of greater efficiency, but the small number of staff around the place seem to be dedicated to their jobs, and the processes and the buildings and much of the equipment are ages old.
We went to one of the village pubs for a very pleasant, slightly drawn out, lunch, and then Steve, Ian and I took Chris to Banbury station for his train homeward, then we shopped for a couple of essentials before heading back to Weston, via a pint in the Shakespeare at Welford.
With Mike and David out at the theatre, the rest of us gathered for Ian's famous sausages and grapes.

Wed 1 June 2005
A nothing day
After four glorious days, Wednesday started gloomy then got worse. I managed to set off the smoke alarms by burning some toast. Various plans to cycle and walk were quietly abandoned, and we settled for a supermarket run, then Mike J ferrying two car loads out to one of the nearest pubs and back. Jane did a bizarre commute, leaving for the station at some strange early hour for a day of London meetings, then returning in time for David's mozzarella and anchovy toast, and penne pasta main course; she's off again in the morning, for good. Ian bit ankles and roared, Chris glazed over reasonably early on, Jane was entreated to squeak, which she did, David and I ended up watching an entertaining programme about the business of the Theatre Royal Haymarket, and everyone seemed to have a good evening.
A bit of a nothing day altogether, but we were glad the weather had been better on the days it mattered.
Our plans when the holiday was taking shape several months ago included microlight flying from Long Marston, but the dates and availability didn't tie up, which was a shame as it's something I'd love to try. Each time I see one fly over - and it happens once a day at least - I regret that I won't be having a go this year.

Tue 31 May 2005
"If you ever see a better performance of a Shakespeare Comedy you'll be very lucky"
So said Ian as the nine of us emerged, many with cheeks still aching and eyes running, from tonight's play, A Midsummer Night's Dream. We got ourselves back from Stratford to the house and Monny's blackberry and apple crumble and some red wine, and although I retired earlier than most, so ended for me a very pleasantly tiring holiday day like the best from my childhood.
It had started a little late, again, but after breakfast (this morning Jane scrambled some eggs especially for me) we found and adjusted and tested some bikes which the owners have available. Ian had yesterday spotted a pub he'd like to cycle to, but the rest of us were a little put off by the number and closeness of contours on the map. But Ian was determined, and set off. Chris and Jane and I headed for a different, more local, pub, which Mike and the two Davids and I had stopped at on Sunday, called The Cottage Of Content. We locked up the bikes and drank there, and then Steve joined us in the car and took us to where Ian had cycled to. I noted the severity and length of the climbs on the way there and decided, on balance, perhaps I would try that route another day. David and Mike had walked there, and Mike and Monny turned up by car too, and so we were nine again.
Steve took us back to our bikes, where we were later joined by Ian, and after Chris and Jane had set off for the house, Steve rang Roxana and the three of us chatted to her for nearly half an hour. But eventually we tore ourselves away and Ian and I headed back on our bikes too, whizzing down the hills 'look Mum no hands' like the kids we really are, and taking the back footpath across the fields for the last few hundred yards. Back to Mike senior's mackerel paté and Monny's chicken and leek stew.
And then we all donned our best black tie dress again, and off to the night's performance.

Mon 30 May 2005
Car rally and Thomas More
Up late, unsurprisingly. Steve started preparing the evening meal while one party walked into Stratford and Ian and I hied off in search of a veteran 'car rally' rumoured to be at a pub five miles away. A little disappointing - just a small number of admittedly interesting old cars parked in the pub car park. Cars nice, pub average. I dropped Ian off in Stratford on the way back to the house, where Monny and Mike soon turned up too. The wanderers returned, Steve's dinner was consumed to great satisfaction all round, and off to the theatre we went, Mike and David having enterprisingly arranged a cool bag and some sparkling wine for pre-, interval, and post-performance drinks. 'Thomas More' by a number of writers including Will: surprisingly easy to follow, well staged, and with some interesting contemporary references; really enjoyable. Home to cheese and wine, and a reassuring text from Chris back in Croydon to say flat and cat are fine.
We wake each morning here too early because the window blinds are useless at keeping out the light. And there's the pheasant, doing his ritual "squark-squark-flap-a-flap-a-flap".

Sun 29 May 2005
Today I will be mostly Janet Street-Porter
A little hung over. Another David, an old friend of Mike's, turned up. One party decided to walk to a pub, but I thought I'd stay in. However when second party decided to go walking I thought I'd tag along as house was stuffy and I needed to clear my head. Intention was for second party to join up with first party, and my plan was to come back with whoever headed back first. However, two parties didn't end up meeting and I found myself on something like a ten mile route march, with totally the wrong footwear (basketball boots). Home eventually tired and blistered but pleasingly inebriated after a couple of pub stops along the way.
A super meal prepared by Mike, everyone in black-tie, with great conversation all round.
We are staying at Weston Farm, four miles or so south-west of Stratford. This is a collection of five properties, mostly converted barns on the old farmyard of what is still a working arable farm, pretty much in the middle of nowhere. We saw them building Prospect House, which we have taken, the newest addition which sleeps nine in four bedrooms, when we were here last year. We have all possible mod-cons and are extremely comfortable; and it makes a wonderful base for walking, cycling (on one of a number of slightly dilapidated but free mountain bikes available) and driving around the area.

Sat 28 May 2005
Bastards
Yesterday evening I was in west London, and parked my car in the street behind the store where I was working. When I returned to the car at about 10.15, I discovered some little thieving bastard had smashed the front nearside passenger window, and helped himself to my briefcase (hidden under a blanket), a drill from a box in the back, and not only my Traffic Master and Road Angel units, but also the mounts and cables for them and for my satellite navigation system. To cut a long story short I informed the police and the fleet company, and cleared as much of the glass out as I could and drove home. Fortunately it was a very warm, dry evening.
Having eventually got to bed at 4am, this morning I was up to meet the glass fitter, and then try and get everything packed for our week away in Stratford. Chris and Jane had taken the train down from Cambridge and we had to pick them up in Croydon, but large numbers of streets had been unaccountably closed by the fire brigade so, getting more and more frustrated (and I have to confess I got very irritated by another bastard who drove through a red light onto a yellow box junction and blocked it for a number of vehicles, including ours, who were trying to get across), we did eventually get out of Croydon by heading east, and taking the M25 halfway round London.
By the time we got up to Stratford - to a house hired for the week as we did last year - it was getting on a bit, but it was great to see Ian, David and Mike again. Chris and Jane cooked kebabs on a barbecue and produced salady things and we ate at the huge kitchen table in the newly-completed 4-bedroomed barn conversion at the same farm where we stayed last June. It sounds clichéd, but the stress started to drain away. We drank well.

Fri 27 May 2005
Chastising myself
I am annoyed with myself for not getting this site fully back up yet: there are too many pages still which tantalisingly say Coming Soon. I really need to put all the photos back up, and I'm determined this summer, as I keep promising myself every year, to take some pictures of various aspects of Croydon.

Thu 26 May 2005
Weather maps
These new BBC TV weather maps. There are more important things in life than spending time campaigning against them, but really... change for the sake of change is what they look like to me. What do they add? Nothing (except to the bank balance of some New Zealand software company). What do they take away? Clarity. No argument really, then, you'd have thought.

Wed 25 May 2005