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Hamish's personal reviews of places he has stayed. Some to go back to, some to avoid!

Some hotels have an extended review, so click for greater detail. All hotels visited have been rated by me, but bear in mind it's only semi-scientific, somewhat subjective, and often based just on one visit. However, it will be a fair guide.

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Grimsby
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Abergavenny
Great Yarmouth
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York
Kettering
Northampton
Berwick Upon Tweed
Hexham (2)
Nottingham
Worksop
Pitlochry
Melrose
Shrewsbury
Bridgwater
Cannock
Stone
Lowestoft
Middlesbrough
Newcastle upon Tyne
Stratford Upon Avon
Sutton Coldfield
Birmingham (4)
Solihull
Stourbridge
Walsall
Bradford (2)
Huddersfield
Ilkley
Leeds
Wakefield (2)
Swindon (4)
Evesham
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Abergavenny, Monmouthshire
Allt Yr Ynys Country House Hotel

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Allt Yr Ynys Country House Hotel
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Access: 15mins drive north of town straddling England Wales border
Date: March & July '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Standard Double
Rate paid: £75.00
Breakfast: extra
Facilities: pool, sauna, jacuzzi, clay pigeon shooting, good walking
Comments: award-winning hotel; some rooms in main building, others in grounds
 

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Berwick Upon Tweed,
Northumberland
Marshall Meadows Country House Hotel

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Access: a couple of hundred metres off the A1, north of the town
Date: December '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard
Rate paid: £65.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: none
Comments:
small, formal yet friendly, hotel with highly recommended (if expensive) restaurant
   
 

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Birmingham
Menzies Strathallan

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Birmingham Menzies Strathallan
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Access: on Hagley Road; formerly the Thistle
Date: September '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £69.00
Breakfast: £14.00
Facilities: none
Comments:
breakfast £6 if booked on check-in, £14 if not; hotel's own car park charges £3.50 per day; detailed room service menu is not to be believed
   
 

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Birmingham
Novotel

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Access: on Broad Street in the very centre
Date: June '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £79.00
Breakfast: £12.00
Facilities: none
Comments:
part of French chain of functional and stylish hotels
   
 

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Birmingham
Westmead Hotel

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Birmingham Westmead Hotel
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Access: not far from M42 J2 south of Birmingham
Date: December '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £75.00
Breakfast: £11.50
Facilities: none
Comments:
perfectly respectable if unmemorable
   
 

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Birmingham
Apollo Hagley Rd Edgbaston


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hotel website

Access: west of centre
Date: 01/06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Standard
Rate paid: £75.00
Breakfast: inc
24hr room service? sandwiches
WiFi? no
Facilities: not noted
TV channels: not noted
Peeves:
appalling and pealing '70s decor; 'motel' layout with outside room doors; scalded feet with boiling water gushing from bath-tap while showering
Comments: avoid like the plague
Service overall: mediocre
Standards overall: poor
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Blackburn, Lancashire
Clarion Hotel & Suites


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Clarion Hotel & Suites

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Access: just off A59
Date: May and September '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Executive Double
Rate paid: £59.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: swimming pool
Comments: slightly shabby but friendly; large room
   
 
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Blackburn, Lancashire
Macdonald Dunkenhalgh Hotel & Spa


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Macdonald Dunkenhalgh Hotel & Spa

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Access: just off M65 junction 7, near Accrington
Date: November '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Standard
Rate paid: £80.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: leisure centre
Comments: classy but friendly, but watch out for the extra charge to pay by credit card
   
 
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Blackpool, Lancashire
DeVere Herons' Reach Hotel


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DeVere Herons' Reach

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Access: next to the zoo
Date: December '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Standard Double
Rate paid: £59.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: leisure centre
Comments: a very well-run business and leisure hotel
   
 
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Bolton, Lancashire
Macdonald Last Drop Village Hotel & Spa


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Macdonald Last Drop Village Hotel & Spa

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Access: just north of town
Date: January '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Standard Double
Rate paid: £75.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: leisure centre
Comments: let down by tatty, poorly-cleaned room; and watch out for the extra charge to pay by credit card
   
 
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Bournemouth, Dorset
Metro Palace Court Hotel


Metro Palace Court Hotel
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Access: fairly central
Date: 01/06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Luxury
Rate paid: £69.00
Breakfast: inc
24hr room service? Yes, good sandwiches
WiFi? not noted
Facilities: not noted
TV channels: not noted
Peeves:
minor mix-up over room numbers so had to return to reception as key-card didn't work
Comments: enormous room; balcony; sauna cabin in my room!
Service overall: excellent
Standards overall: excellent
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Bradford, West Yorkshire
Marriott Hollins Hall Hotel



Marriott Hollins Hall Hotel
hotel website

Access: 25mins north of city centre
Date: 05/06
Booked through: laterooms.com (but see note below)
Room type: not noted
Rate paid: £85.00 B&B (NOTE: I was offered this hotel at same rate as Bradford Marriott Courtyard due to overbooking)
Breakfast: inc
24hr room service? yes
Work desk? yes
WiFi? not in room, possibly in public areas
Facilities: leisure centre; mini-bar in room
Cleanliness of room/bathroom: excellent
Quality of showering experience: excellent
Quality of breakfast experience: excellent
Tea and coffee: yes and hot chocolate
Biscuits/other: yes
TV channels: usual plus BBC News24
Internal or external noise: none
Check-out time: 1200
Car parking comments: plenty, free
Peeves: none
Comments: excellent
Service overall: excellent
Standards overall: excellent
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Bradford, West Yorkshire
Bradford/Bingley Ramada Hotel

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Bradford/Bingley Ramada Hotel
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Access: on A650
Date: December '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard
Rate paid: £82.00
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: none
Comments:
disorganised and tattily-executed refurbishment work spoils an otherwise respectable business hotel
   
 

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Bridgwater, Somerset
Combe House Hotel

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Combe House Hotel
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Access: on A39 towards Minehead
Date: March '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £80.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: gym, sauna, pool
Comments:
intimate, house-like, feel, although frosty European staff don't help; free WiFi is a bonus, but a warning - they don't take AmEx, and there's no room service!
   
 

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Cannock, Staffordshire
Swallow Roman Way Hotel


Swallow Roman Way Hotel
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Access: on A5
Date: 03/06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Rate paid: £49.00 room only
Breakfast: not noted
24hr room service? sandwiches
WiFi? no
Facilities: not noted
TV channels: not noted
Check-out time: 1100
Peeves: smoking room booked but non-smoking room allocated
Comments: not noted
Service overall: good
Standards overall: good
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Cardiff
Copthorne

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Access: 10 mins from M4
Date: January and September '06, and other times
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: Standard
Rate paid: £75.00
Breakfast: £15.00
Facilities: pool, gym
Comments:
not a bad example of a large hotel, although breakfast service/standards are worthy of improvement
   
 

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Cardiff Bay
Future Inn

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Access: south of city centre, in trendy Cardiff Bay area
Date: August '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard
Rate paid: £75.00
Breakfast: £7.95 (full English)
Facilities: none
Comments:
frosty receptionist; pay in advance on arrival, including breakfast if desired; no extras can be charged - and no room service after 2300
   
 

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Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
Hotel de la Bere

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Access: north of the town, overlooking racecourse
Date: January '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £50.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: none
Comments: impressive late fifteenth century manor house, with more recent external accommodation of a slightly lower quality; impressive service too; and apparently haunted (check out 'Reputedly Haunted Inns')
   
 

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Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
Macdonald Queens Hotel

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Access: central
Date: January '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £80.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: the leisure facilities at Cheltenham Ladies' College are free
Comments: beautiful old-style hotel with very high standards, but watch out for the extra charge to pay by credit card
   
 

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Cheltenham, Gloucestershire
Paramount Cheltenham Park Hotel

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Access: just outside the centre
Date: January '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard double
Rate paid: £69.00
Breakfast: £12.50
Facilities: gym, sauna, pool spa etc
Comments: better-than-average business hotel
   
 

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Chester, Cheshire
Carden Park Hotel

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Carden Park Hotel
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Access: south of town just off A41
Date: July '07
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard
Rate paid: £80.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc
Facilities: gym, pool, spa, golf and loads more
Comments: DeVere Hotel with enormous, mainly fulfilled, pretensions, but a very badly designed parking system
   
 

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Chester, Cheshire
Crabwall Manor

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Access: just north of town centre
Date: October '06
Booked through: laterooms.com
Room type: standard
Rate paid: £80.00 B&B
Breakfast: inc